reental car and hired beed

I got my reental cah t'day and my beed was deleevehd from DTR (the furniture hiring company)!

The beed was brand new, direct from the manufacturer (Sealy!). It's wicked! The cah could be beettah, but no worries, they seead they could replace it once they get a beettah one een stock! Eet's a beet old ay! But it drives fine and I reckon I can get from work to home and back no problem.

Sweet As!! (I'm pretty sure this means awesome! or some sort of similar interjection in this context.)

This kiwi moment brought to you by...Deerrick!

Happy Thanksgiving to all in the States!
(This accent is fun!)